I've decided to create a blog because, frankly, I'm usually right----ney, ALWAYS RIGHT---about most things in life and society in general. Like, I hate the annoying girl from the Progressive commercials. If you don't hate her too, then you are wrong about your feelings. I also hate the Osbournes. Sharon and Ozzy. The kids too, who have done nothing to be famous other than being born to moronic parents.
I started this blog because I'm not sure why other people would want to read about my life or the lives of others that blog. I mean, I'm not famous like Tiger Woods(I still find Tiger enthralling.....get divorced already so you can finally start winning tournaments again and make the other 90% of golf fans happy about the PGA again)
I honestly don't know how blogging works as I've never actually read a blog. I don't even know if my friends can reply and refute my awesomeness, but I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes down. I'm not really even sure how to get back to this page once I hit "PUBLISH POST".
My girlfriend is also adamently against this, so that makes it even that much more worthwhile. The words, "You don't even know how to start a blog" will sting, won't they??
I figure, if people can start a blog about their life and show updates about their kids going to the bathroom, I can find at LEAST three people to read MY blog. I hope.
I think that the word, "Tweeting" is stupid too. There, I said it.
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Well I am glad the "Blogosphere" now has an officer of the truth and someone that states his/her opinion on the mundane minutia that happens to each and everyone of us everyday. I am also glad that you are using this platform to address topical matters that are sometimes polarizing and controversial at times. Because the one thing about the "Blogosphere" there are not enough people stating their opinions on everyday matters. Well with sarcasm aside I do say god speed and good luck on your blog Big Cat. I look forward to reading about you drinking at this bar and at that bar and making comments about how that girl had a nice ass and that girl had a nice ass and also more politically driven diatribe like how slavery was the main impetus of why Abraham Lincoln started the Civil War or maybe your take on sexual orientation and why homosexuals have flag for their orientation and heterosexuals don't have one...alright I am rambling but with all sincerity Good Luck Cowboy!!!
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